- The body piercing didn’t go exactly as he expected.

He put heat on the wound to see what would grow.

There’s a reason that roses have thorns.

He was sure the Devil created red sparkly glitter. 

I am never at home on Sundays.

Sometimes, all you need to do is completely make an ass of yourself and laugh it off to realise that life isn’t so bad after all.

Did the illustrious computer really wail the dream?
It was then the mute music met the truthful income.

He was sitting in a trash can with high street class.
The lyrics of the song sounded like fingernails on a chalkboard.
I hear that Nancy is very pretty.


