Peanuts donât grow on trees, but cashews do
Gary didnât understand why Doug went upstairs to get one dollar bills when he invited him to go cow tipping
Siri became confused when we reused to follow her directions
He found rain fascinating yet unpleasant
The sign said there was road work ahead so he decided to speed up
This is the last random sentence I will be writing and I am going to stop mid-sent
Nothing seemed out of place except the washing machine in the bar
After fighting off the alligator, Brian still had to face the anaconda
The glacier came alive as the climbers hiked closer
You have every right to be angry, but that doesnât give you the right to be mean.
When he encountered maize for the first time, he thought it incredibly corny.
- Twin 4-month-olds slept in the shade of the palm tree while the mother tanned in the sun.
Iron pyrite is the most foolish of all minerals
The green tea and avocado smoothie turned out exactly as would be expected
Itâs never comforting to know that your fate depends on something as unpredictable as the popping of corn
His mind was blown that there was nothing in space except space itself
The virus had powers none of us knew existed
I thought red would have felt warmer in summer but I didnât think about the equator
I used to practice weaving with spaghetti three hours a day but stopped because I didnât want to die alone
He was 100% into fasting with her until he understood that meant he couldnât eat