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He poured rocks in the dungeon of his mind

Pantyhose and heels are an interesting choice of attire for the beach

He figured a few sticks of dynamite were easier than a fishing pole to catch fish

It didn’t make sense unless you had the power to eat colors

They looked up at the sky and saw a million stars

He is good at eating pickles and telling women about his emotional problems

He found the chocolate covered roaches quite tasty

I met an interesting turtle while the song on the radio blasted away

Smoky the Bear secretly started the fires

The chic gangster liked to start the day with a pink scarf

She lived on Monkey Jungle Road and that seemed to explain all of her strangeness

They improved dramatically once the lead singer left

I come from a tribe of head-hunters, so I will never need a shrink

Even with the snow falling outside, she felt it appropriate to wear her bikini

Today I heard something new and unmemorable

He had decided to accept his fate of accepting his fate

The pigs were insulted that they were named hamburgers

She wanted a pet platypus but ended up getting a duck and a ferret instead

The white water rafting trip was suddenly halted by the unexpected brick wall

Nothing seemed out of place except the washing machine in the bar