Peter found road kill an excellent way to save money on dinner
Hang on, my kittens are scratching at the bathtub and they’ll upset by the lack of biscuits
He ended up burning his fingers poking someone else’s fire
He went on a whiskey diet and immediately lost three days
He uses onomatopoeia as a weapon of mental destruction
She was sad to hear that fireflies are facing extinction due to artificial light, habitat loss, and pesticides
She found his complete dullness interesting
Kevin embraced his ability to be at the wrong place at the wrong time
Her fragrance of choice was fresh garlic
Kevin embraced his ability to be at the wrong place at the wrong time
Greetings from the galaxy MACS0647-JD, or what we call hom
Lucifer was surprised at the amount of life at Death Valley
The chic gangster liked to start the day with a pink scarf
A purple pig and a green donkey flew a kite in the middle of the night and ended up sunburnt
The anaconda was the greatest criminal mastermind in this part of the neighborhood
The blinking lights of the antenna tower came into focus just as I heard a loud snap
His mind was blown that there was nothing in space except space itself
I received a heavy fine but it failed to crush my spirit
It’s a skateboarding penguin with a sunhat
I caught my squirrel rustling through my gym bag