🍒 Kik@ ALEXAEVANSSSS CUSTOM NUDES, PREMIUM SNAP, GFE

Peter found road kill an excellent way to save money on dinner

Hang on, my kittens are scratching at the bathtub and they’ll upset by the lack of biscuits

He ended up burning his fingers poking someone else’s fire

He went on a whiskey diet and immediately lost three days

He uses onomatopoeia as a weapon of mental destruction

She was sad to hear that fireflies are facing extinction due to artificial light, habitat loss, and pesticides

She found his complete dullness interesting

Kevin embraced his ability to be at the wrong place at the wrong time

Her fragrance of choice was fresh garlic

Kevin embraced his ability to be at the wrong place at the wrong time

Greetings from the galaxy MACS0647-JD, or what we call hom

Lucifer was surprised at the amount of life at Death Valley

The chic gangster liked to start the day with a pink scarf

A purple pig and a green donkey flew a kite in the middle of the night and ended up sunburnt

The anaconda was the greatest criminal mastermind in this part of the neighborhood

The blinking lights of the antenna tower came into focus just as I heard a loud snap

His mind was blown that there was nothing in space except space itself

I received a heavy fine but it failed to crush my spirit

It’s a skateboarding penguin with a sunhat

I caught my squirrel rustling through my gym bag