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She had a habit of taking showers in lemonade

In hopes of finding out the truth, he entered the one-room library

The child’s favorite Christmas gift was the large box her father’s lawnmower came in

The tart lemonade quenched her thirst, but not her longing

Nobody has encountered an explosive daisy and lived to tell the tale

Joyce enjoyed eating pancakes with ketchup

I really want to go to work, but I am too sick to drive

Charles ate the french fries knowing they would be his last meal

Pair your designer cowboy hat with scuba gear for a memorable occasion

He didn’t heed the warning and it had turned out surprisingly well

Having no hair made him look even hairier

It was a slippery slope and he was willing to slide all the way to the deepest depths

The pet shop stocks everything you need to keep your anaconda happy

The white water rafting trip was suddenly halted by the unexpected brick wall

The beauty of the African sunset disguised the danger lurking nearby

It was getting dark, and we weren’t there yet

It’s never comforting to know that your fate depends on something as unpredictable as the popping of corn

It doesn’t sound like that will ever be on my travel list

She found it strange that people use their cellphones to actually talk to one another

Don’t piss in my garden and tell me you’re trying to help my plants grow