I always dreamed about being stranded on a desert island until it actually happened
There are no heroes in a punk rock band
It caught him off guard that space smelled of seared steak
She can live her life however she wants as long as she listens to what I have to say
Please put on these earmuffs because I canât you hear
Some bathing suits just shouldnât be worn by some people
The door swung open to reveal pink giraffes and red elephants
Iâm worried by the fact that my daughter looks to the local carpet seller as a role model
Everyone pretends to like wheat until you mention barley
Barking dogs and screaming toddlers have the unique ability to turn friendly neighbors into cranky enemies
She was the type of girl who wanted to live in a pink house
There were white out conditions in the town; subsequently, the roads were impassable
He used to get confused between soldiers and shoulders, but as a military man, he now soldiers responsibility
Mothers spend months of their lives waiting on their children
The near-death experience brought new ideas to light
He used to get confused between soldiers and shoulders, but as a military man, he now soldiers responsibility
The irony of the situation wasnât lost on anyone in the room
The shooter says goodbye to his love
Waffles are always better without fire ants and fleas
Even with the snow falling outside, she felt it appropriate to wear her bikini 