Despite what your teacher may have told you, there is a wrong way to wield a lasso
He knew it was going to be a bad day when he saw mountain lions roaming the streets
The crowd yells and screams for more memes
The tumbleweed refused to tumble but was more than willing to prance
I only enjoy window shopping when the windows are transparent
I used to practice weaving with spaghetti three hours a day but stopped because I didnât want to die alone
The virus had powers none of us knew existed
It was a really good Monday for being a Saturday 
Nothing is as cautiously cuddly as a pet porcupine
My Mum tries to be cool by saying that she likes all the same things that I do
While on the first date he accidentally hit his head on the beam
The tears of a clown make my lipstick run, but my shower cap is still intact
He had accidentally hacked into his companyâs server
Toddlers feeding raccoons surprised even the seasoned park ranger
She traveled because it cost the same as therapy and was a lot more enjoyable
The three-year-old girl ran down the beach as the kite flew behind her
He was surprised that his immense laziness was inspirational to others
The murder hornet was disappointed by the preconceived ideas people had of him
It didnât take long for Gary to detect the robbers were amateurs
Grape jelly was leaking out the hole in the roof