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He ended up burning his fingers poking someone else’s fire

There’s an art to getting your way, and spitting olive pits across the table isn’t it

A dead duck doesn’t fly backward

The clock within this blog and the clock on my laptop are 1 hour different from each other

All they could see was the blue water surrounding their sailboat

She wanted a pet platypus but ended up getting a duck and a ferret instead

He wore the surgical mask in public not to keep from catching a virus, but to keep people away from him

Beach-combing replaced wine tasting as his new obsession

Patricia found the meaning of life in a bowl of Cheerios

The beach was crowded with snow leopards

Boulders lined the side of the road foretelling what could come next

My Mum tries to be cool by saying that she likes all the same things that I do

He had concluded that pigs must be able to fly in Hog Heaven

I often see the time 11:11 or 12:34 on clocks

There’s an art to getting your way, and spitting olive pits across the table isn’t it

His son quipped that power bars were nothing more than adult candy bars

The bees decided to have a mutiny against their queen

He watched the dancing piglets with panda bear tummies in the swimming pool

He didn’t understand why the bird wanted to ride the bicycle

Doris enjoyed tapping her nails on the table to annoy everyone