Everyone was curious about the large white blimp that appeared overnight
As he waited for the shower to warm, he noticed that he could hear water change temperature
The golden retriever loved the fireworks each Fourth of July
Grape jelly was leaking out the hole in the roof
He strives to keep the best lawn in the neighborhood
He had a wall full of masks so she could wear a different face every day
Itâs not possible to convince a monkey to give you a banana by promising it infinite bananas when they die
The truth is that you pay for your lifestyle in hours
The wooden spoon couldnât cut but left emotional scars
The paintbrush was angry at the color the artist chose to use
Going from child, to childish, to childlike is only a matter of time
They wandered into a strange Tiki bar on the edge of the small beach town
Let me help you with your baggage
Everyone pretends to like wheat until you mention barley
The most exciting eureka moment Iâve had was when I realized that the instructions on food packets were just guidelines
At that moment he wasnât listening to music, he was living an experience
It would have been a better night if the guys next to us werenât in the splash zone
The tears of a clown make my lipstick run, but my shower cap is still intact
Iâm confused: when people ask me whatâs up, and I point, they groan
He hated that he loved what she hated about hate