He never understood why what, when, and where left out who
The fish dreamed of escaping the fishbowl and into the toilet where he saw his friend go
Even though he thought the world was flat he didnât see the irony of wanting to travel around the world
Every manager should be able to recite at least ten nursery rhymes backward
It was difficult for Mary to admit that most of her workout consisted of exercising poor judgment
It took him a while to realize that everything he decided not to change, he was actually choosing
Her fragrance of choice was fresh garlic
Even though he thought the world was flat he didnât see the irony of wanting to travel around the world
My uncleâs favorite pastime was building cars out of noodles
The tour bus was packed with teenage girls heading toward their next adventure
I trust everything thatâs written in purple ink
I honestly find her about as intimidating as a basket of kittens
Everyone pretends to like wheat until you mention barley
Youâre unsure whether or not to trust him, but very thankful that you wore a turtle neck
Trash covered the landscape like sprinkles do a birthday cake
Just because the water is red doesnât mean you canât drink it
The teenage boy was accused of breaking his arm simply to get out of the test
He would only survive if he kept the fire going and he could hear thunder in the distance
Thereâs probably enough glass in my cupboard to build an undersea aquarium
She couldnât understand why nobody else could see that the sky is full of cotton candy