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He never understood why what, when, and where left out who

The fish dreamed of escaping the fishbowl and into the toilet where he saw his friend go

Even though he thought the world was flat he didn’t see the irony of wanting to travel around the world

Every manager should be able to recite at least ten nursery rhymes backward

It was difficult for Mary to admit that most of her workout consisted of exercising poor judgment

It took him a while to realize that everything he decided not to change, he was actually choosing

Her fragrance of choice was fresh garlic

Even though he thought the world was flat he didn’t see the irony of wanting to travel around the world

My uncle’s favorite pastime was building cars out of noodles

The tour bus was packed with teenage girls heading toward their next adventure

I trust everything that’s written in purple ink

I honestly find her about as intimidating as a basket of kittens

Everyone pretends to like wheat until you mention barley

You’re unsure whether or not to trust him, but very thankful that you wore a turtle neck

Trash covered the landscape like sprinkles do a birthday cake

Just because the water is red doesn’t mean you can’t drink it

The teenage boy was accused of breaking his arm simply to get out of the test

He would only survive if he kept the fire going and he could hear thunder in the distance

There’s probably enough glass in my cupboard to build an undersea aquarium

She couldn’t understand why nobody else could see that the sky is full of cotton candy