He is good at eating pickles and telling women about his emotional problems.
Whenever he saw a red flag warning at the beach he grabbed his surfboard.
Carol drank the blood as if she were a vampire.
- Toddlers feeding raccoons surprised even the seasoned park ranger.
You realize youâre not alone as you sit in your bedroom massaging your calves after a long day of playing tug-of-war with Grandpa Joe in the hospital.
She could hear him in the shower singing with a joy she hoped heâd retain after she delivered the news.
The fox in the tophat whispered into the ear of the rabbit. 
- Combines are no longer just for farms.
- We have young kids who often walk into our room at night for various reasons including clowns in the closet.
- His confidence would have bee admirable if it wasnât for his stupidity.
She opened up her third bottle of wine of the night.
The blue parrot drove by the hitchhiking mongoose.
She couldnât decide of the glass was half empty or half full so she drank it.
She hadnât had her cup of coffee, and that made things all the worse.
We have a lot of rain in June.
- For oil spots on the floor, nothing beats parking a motorbike in the lounge.
Iâm a great listener, really good with empathy vs sympathy and all that, but I hate people.
- Tomorrow will bring something new, so leave today as a memory.
The blue parrot drove by the hitchhiking mongoose.
. The fog was so dense even a laser decided it wasnât worth the effort.