He is good at eating pickles and telling women about his emotional problems.
- He said he was not there yesterday; however, many people saw him there.
- She was disgusted he couldnât tell the difference between lemonade and limeade.
Car safety systems have come a long way, but he was out to prove they could be outsmarted.
- He had concluded that pigs must be able to fly in Hog Heaven.
- Sometimes I stare at a door or a wall and I wonder what is this reality, why am I alive, and what is this all about?
Having no hair made him look even hairier.
- He was an introvert that extroverts seemed to love.
- He liked to play with words in the bathtub.
- At that moment he wasnât listening to music, he was living an experience.
- There were three sphered rocks congregating in a cubed room.
- We will not allow you to bring your pet armadillo along.
- Today I dressed my unicorn in preparation for the race.
- The trick to getting kids to eat anything is to put catchup on it.
- The blue parrot drove by the hitchhiking mongoose.
- The sunblock was handed to the girl before practice, but the burned skin was proof she did not apply it.
- He shaved the peach to prove a point.
Potato wedges probably are not best for relationships.
- She can live her life however she wants as long as she listens to what I have to say.
Someone I know recently combined Maple Syrup & buttered Popcorn thinking it would taste like caramel popcorn. It didnât and they donât recommend anyone else do it either.