My ceiling is so boring, I wish I could see you on top of me instead!’
I just got up and now I have this uncontrollable urge to kiss you long and hard.’
I’m out for lunch and…I’m not wearing any underwear!’
I can’t stop thinking about some very, very dirty things… Can you help me?’
Would you like to guess what I’m wearing right now?’
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