I was offended by the suggestion that my baby brother was a jewel thief
Last Friday I saw a spotted striped blue worm shake hands with a legless lizard
The chic gangster liked to start the day with a pink scarf
He didnât heed the warning and it had turned out surprisingly well
I became paranoid that the school of jellyfish was spying on me
His get rich quick scheme was to grow a cactus farm
Stop waiting for exceptional things to just happen
The balloons floated away along with all my hopes and dreams
Thereâs probably enough glass in my cupboard to build an undersea aquarium
They finished building the road they knew no one would ever use
When transplanting seedlings, candied teapots will make the task easier
Iâd always thought lightning was something only I could see
I had a friend in high school named Rick Shaw, but he was fairly useless as a mode of transport
Beach-combing replaced wine tasting as his new obsession
It was the first time he had ever seen someone cook dinner on an elephant
Today we gathered moss for my uncleâs wedding
There were a lot of paintings of monkeys waving bamboo sticks in the gallery
She wrote him a long letter, but he didnât read it
The blinking lights of the antenna tower came into focus just as I heard a loud snap
When transplanting seedlings, candied teapots will make the task easier