She felt that chill that makes the hairs on the back of your neck when he walked into the room
When money was tight, heâd get his lunch money from the local wishing well
Nudist colonies shun fig-leaf couture
As she walked along the street and looked in the gutter, she realized facemasks had become the new cigarette butts
I honestly find her about as intimidating as a basket of kittens
The minute she landed she understood the reason this was a fly-over state
- Iâll have you know Iâve written over fifty novels
Nancy was proud that she ran a tight shipwreck
Donât piss in my garden and tell me youâre trying to help my plants grow
The Tsunami wave crashed against the raised houses and broke the pilings as if they were toothpicks
He stomped on his fruit loops and thus became a cereal killer
Nancy decided to make the porta-potty her home
Various sea birds are elegant, but nothing is as elegant as a gliding pelican
The pigs were insulted that they were named hamburgers
The best part of marriage is animal crackers with peanut butter
She saw no irony asking me to change but wanting me to accept her for who she is
There are no heroes in a punk rock band
Donât put peanut butter on the dogâs nose
Gwen had her best sleep ever on her new bed of nails
She found it strange that people use their cellphones to actually talk to one another