Truth in advertising and dinosaurs with skateboards have much in common
The sign said there was road work ahead so he decided to speed up
If any cop asks you where you were, just say you were visiting Kansas
Even with the snow falling outside, she felt it appropriate to wear her bikini
Waffles are always better without fire ants and fleas
Sarah ran from the serial killer holding a jug of milk
The ants enjoyed the barbecue more than the family
If any cop asks you where you were, just say you were visiting Kansas
Jim liked driving around town with his hazard lights on
Weather is not trivial - itâs especially important when youâre standing in it
It took me too long to realize that the ceiling hadnât been painted to look like the sky
The bird had a belief that it was really a groundhog
I never knew what hardship looked like until it started raining bowling balls
He was the only member of the club who didnât like plum pudding
The doll spun around in circles in hopes of coming alive
Everyone was busy, so I went to the movie alone
Chocolate covered crickets were his favorite snack
Shakespeare was a famous 17th-century diesel mechanic
In that instant, everything changed
Honestly, I didnât care much for the first season, so I didnât bother with the second