She used her own hair in the soup to give it more flavor
Sometimes you have to just give up and win by cheating
Thereâs no reason a hula hoop canât also be a circus ring
It didnât take long for Gary to detect the robbers were amateurs
He kept telling himself that one day it would all somehow make sense
All you need to do is pick up the pen and begin
A flailing monkey is still not very coherent.
The fifty mannequin heads floating in the pool kind of freaked them out
If you like tuna and tomato sauce, try combining the two, itâs really not as bad as it sounds
Today I bought a raincoat and wore it on a sunny day
The rusty nail stood erect, angled at a 45-degree angle, just waiting for the perfect barefoot to come along
Every manager should be able to recite at least ten nursery rhymes backward
He uses onomatopoeia as a weapon of mental destruction
The near-death experience brought new ideas to light
It turns out you donât need all that stuff you insisted you did
On a scale from one to ten, whatâs your favorite flavor of random grammar
It didnât make sense unless you had the power to eat colors
Lucifer was surprised at the amount of life at Death Valley
Donât put peanut butter on the dogâs nose
The stranger officiates the meal