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She was the type of girl that always burnt sugar to show she cared

She discovered van life is difficult with 2 cats and a dog

He stomped on his fruit loops and thus became a cereal killer

The child’s favorite Christmas gift was the large box her father’s lawnmower came in

The water flowing down the river didn’t look that powerful from the car

The fox in the tophat whispered into the ear of the rabbit

The hawk didn’t understand why the ground squirrels didn’t want to be his friend

We will not allow you to bring your pet armadillo along

The irony of the situation wasn’t lost on anyone in the room

With a single flip of the coin, his life changed forever

There is no better feeling than staring at a wall with closed eyes

She looked into the mirror and saw another person

You have no right to call yourself creative until you look at a trowel and think that it would make a great lockpick

Mom didn’t understand why no one else wanted a hot tub full of jello

Best friends are like old tomatoes and shoelaces

He barked orders at his daughters but they just stared back with amusement

Seek success, but always be prepared for random cats

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There are over 500 starfish in the bathroom drawer

The toy brought back fond memories of being lost in the rain forest