It was at that moment that he learned there are certain parts of the body that you should never Nair
- When I cook spaghetti, I like to boil it a few minutes past al dente so the noodles are super slippery.
He put heat on the wound to see what would grow.
- He was sitting in a trash can with high street class.
To the surprise of everyone, the Rapture happened yesterday but it didnât quite go as expected
- 100 years old is such a young age if you happen to be a bristlecone pine.
The bug was having an excellent day until he hit the windshield
- Donât put peanut butter on the dogâs nose.
As the asteroid hurtled toward earth, Becky was upset her dentist appointment had been canceled
He was an introvert that extroverts seemed to love
Chocolate covered crickets were his favorite snack
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Even with the snow falling outside, she felt it appropriate to wear her bikini
They desperately needed another drummer since the current one only knew how to play bongos
The hummingbirdâs wings blurred while it eagerly sipped the sugar water from the feeder
As he dangled from the rope deep inside the crevasse
Nudist colonies shun fig-leaf couture
Today we gathered moss for my uncleâs wedding
He knew it was going to be a bad day when he saw mountain lions roaming the streets
Her fragrance of choice was fresh garlic. The crowd yells and screams for more memes