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He dreamed of eating green apples with worms

Smoky the Bear secretly started the fires

There’s an art to getting your way, and spitting olive pits across the table isn’t it

The beauty of the African sunset disguised the danger lurking nearby.

The murder hornet was disappointed by the preconceived ideas people had of him

I purchased a baby clown from the Russian terrorist black market

The fence was confused about whether it was supposed to keep things in or keep things out

Never underestimate the willingness of the greedy to throw you under the bus

He swore he just saw his sushi move

Siri became confused when we reused to follow her directions

For the 216th time, he said he would quit drinking soda after this last Coke

It’s always a good idea to seek shelter from the evil gaze of the sun

She had that tint of craziness in her soul that made her believe she could actually make a difference

He put heat on the wound to see what would grow

She did her best to help him

He is no James Bond; his name is Roger Moore

He fumbled in the darkness looking for the light switch, but when he finally found it there was someone already there

I honestly find her about as intimidating as a basket of kittens

Smoky the Bear secretly started the fires

She moved forward only because she trusted that the ending she now was going through must be followed by a new beginning