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Now I need to ponder my existence and ask myself if I’m truly real

I’m working on a sweet potato farm

8% of 25 is the same as 25% of 8 and one of them is much easier to do in your head

The changing of down comforters to cotton bedspreads always meant the squirrels had returned

Peanut butter and jelly caused the elderly lady to think about her past

Everything was going so well until I was accosted by a purple giraffe

She thought there’d be sufficient time if she hid her watch

The sun had set and so had his dreams

Her fragrance of choice was fresh garlic

There was no telling what thoughts would come from the machine

Every manager should be able to recite at least ten nursery rhymes backward

Don’t put peanut butter on the dog’s nose

In hopes of finding out the truth, he entered the one-room library

Chocolate covered crickets were his favorite snack

He poured rocks in the dungeon of his mind

his seven-layer cake only had six layers

He had unknowingly taken up sleepwalking as a nighttime hobby

If eating three-egg omelets causes weight-gain, budgie eggs are a good substitute

He learned the important lesson that a picnic at the beach on a windy day is a bad idea

It’s not often you find a soggy banana on the street