Now I need to ponder my existence and ask myself if Iâm truly real
Iâm working on a sweet potato farm
8% of 25 is the same as 25% of 8 and one of them is much easier to do in your head
The changing of down comforters to cotton bedspreads always meant the squirrels had returned
Peanut butter and jelly caused the elderly lady to think about her past
Everything was going so well until I was accosted by a purple giraffe
She thought thereâd be sufficient time if she hid her watch
The sun had set and so had his dreams
Her fragrance of choice was fresh garlic
There was no telling what thoughts would come from the machine
Every manager should be able to recite at least ten nursery rhymes backward
Donât put peanut butter on the dogâs nose
In hopes of finding out the truth, he entered the one-room library
Chocolate covered crickets were his favorite snack
He poured rocks in the dungeon of his mind
his seven-layer cake only had six layers
He had unknowingly taken up sleepwalking as a nighttime hobby
If eating three-egg omelets causes weight-gain, budgie eggs are a good substitute
He learned the important lesson that a picnic at the beach on a windy day is a bad idea
Itâs not often you find a soggy banana on the street