The dead trees waited to be ignited by the smallest spark and seek their revenge
The memory we used to share is no longer coherent
If you donât like toenails, you probably shouldnât look at your feet
Itâs not often you find a soggy banana on the street
He would only survive if he kept the fire going and he could hear thunder in the distance
He didnât heed the warning and it had turned out surprisingly well
Iguanas were falling out of the trees
At that moment he wasnât listening to music, he was living an experience
You canât compare apples and oranges, but what about bananas and plantains?
Nudist colonies shun fig-leaf couture
The efficiency with which he paired the socks in the drawer was quite admirable
Nothing is as cautiously cuddly as a pet porcupine.
The tree fell unexpectedly short
Peanuts donât grow on trees, but cashews do
We should play with legos at camp
As he entered the church he could hear the soft voice of someone whispering into a cell phone
With a single flip of the coin, his life changed forever
The spa attendant applied the deep cleaning mask to the gentlemanâs back
A glittering gem is not enough
The shooter says goodbye to his love