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I am my aunt’s sister’s daughter

A good example of a useful vegetable is medicinal rhubarb

I was offended by the suggestion that my baby brother was a jewel thief

8% of 25 is the same as 25% of 8 and one of them is much easier to do in your head

Martha came to the conclusion that shake weights are a great gift for any occasion

Facing his greatest fear, he ate his first marshmallow

Courage and stupidity were all he had

He decided water-skiing on a frozen lake wasn’t a good idea

She discovered van life is difficult with 2 cats and a dog

His get rich quick scheme was to grow a cactus farm

It must be easy to commit crimes as a snake because you don’t have to worry about leaving fingerprints

I used to practice weaving with spaghetti three hours a day but stopped because I didn’t want to die alone

She wore green lipstick like a fashion icon

The random sentence generator generated a random sentence about a random sentence

I thought red would have felt warmer in summer but I didn’t think about the equator

Even though he thought the world was flat he didn’t see the irony of wanting to travel around the world

The rain pelted the windshield as the darkness engulfed us

Acres of almond trees lined the interstate highway which complimented the crazy driving nuts

Sometimes, all you need to do is completely make an ass of yourself and laugh it off to realise that life isn’t so bad after all

The fish listened intently to what the frogs had to say