When he asked her favorite number, she answered without hesitation that it was diamonds
We have never been to Asia, nor have we visited Africa
The delicious aroma from the kitchen was ruined by cigarette smoke
Harrold felt confident that nobody would ever suspect his spy pigeon
The opportunity of a lifetime passed before him as he tried to decide between a cone or a cup
Bill ran from the giraffe toward the dolphin
He embraced his new life as an eggplant
When I cook spaghetti, I like to boil it a few minutes past al dente so the noodles are super slippery
She had a difficult time owning up to her own crazy self
I liked their first two albums but changed my mind after that charity gig
Various sea birds are elegant, but nothing is as elegant as a gliding pelican
The mysterious diary records the voice
Watching the geriatric men’s softball team brought back memories of 3 yr olds playing t-ball
I used to practice weaving with spaghetti three hours a day but stopped because I didn’t want to die alone
The hand sanitizer was actually clear glue
Please tell me you don’t work in a morgue
The sign said there was road work ahead so he decided to speed up
If my calculator had a history, it would be more embarrassing than my browser history
He decided to count all the sand on the beach as a hobby
There is no better feeling than staring at a wall with closed eyes