Tuesdays are free if you bring a gnome costume
She discovered van life is difficult with 2 cats and a dog
He would only survive if he kept the fire going and he could hear thunder in the distance
He dreamed of eating green apples with worms
A purple pig and a green donkey flew a kite in the middle of the night and ended up sunburnt
The fifty mannequin heads floating in the pool kind of freaked them out
Today is the day I’ll finally know what brick tastes like
My dentist tells me that chewing bricks is very bad for your teeth
She finally understood that grief was her love with no place for it to go
They say people remember important moments in their life well, yet no one even remembers their own birth
When motorists sped in and out of traffic, all she could think of was those in need of a transplant
I was offended by the suggestion that my baby brother was a jewel thief
Her daily goal was to improve on yesterday
Little Red Riding Hood decided to wear orange today
A purple pig and a green donkey flew a kite in the middle of the night and ended up sunburnt
Peanut butter and jelly caused the elderly lady to think about her past
I always dreamed about being stranded on a desert island until it actually happened
David proudly graduated from high school top of his class at age 97
A purple pig and a green donkey flew a kite in the middle of the night and ended up sunburnt
Blue sounded too cold at the time and yet it seemed to work for gin