The pigs were insulted that they were named hamburgers
I was very proud of my nickname throughout high school but today- I couldnât be any different to what my nickname was
For the 216th time, he said he would quit drinking soda after this last Coke
As he dangled from the rope deep inside the crevasse
If you really strain your ears, you can just about hear the sound of no one giving a damn
When motorists sped in and out of traffic, all she could think of was those in need of a transplant
He decided to live his life by the big beats manifesto
At that moment she realized she had a sixth sense
People who insist on picking their teeth with their elbows are so annoying!
The efficiency we have at removing trash has made creating trash more acceptable
We have young kids who often walk into our room at night for various reasons including clowns in the closet
To the surprise of everyone, the Rapture happened yesterday but it didnât quite go as expected
8% of 25 is the same as 25% of 8 and one of them is much easier to do in your head
It was the scarcity that fueled his creativity
People generally approve of dogs eating cat food but not cats eating dog food
She let the balloon float up into the air with her hopes and dreams
Green should have smelled more tranquil, but somehow it just tasted rotten
They called out her name time and again, but were met with nothing but silence
The trick to getting kids to eat anything is to put catchup on it
They decided to plant an orchard of cotton candy