I am counting my calories, yet I really want dessert
She was too short to see over the fence
The gloves protect my feet from excess work
I am happy to take your donation; any amount will be greatly appreciated
Eating eggs on Thursday for choir practice was recommended
He went back to the video to see what had been recorded and was shocked at what he saw
Greetings from the real universe
I like to leave work after my eight-hour tea-break
The Great Dane looked more like a horse than a dog
The worst thing about being at the top of the career ladder is that thereâs a long way to fall
My uncleâs favorite pastime was building cars out of noodles
It was difficult for Mary to admit that most of her workout consisted of exercising poor judgment
He felt that dining on the bridge brought romance to his relationship with his cat
Lets all be unique together until we realise we are all the same
I was very proud of my nickname throughout high school but today- I couldnât be any different to what my nickname was
I covered my friend in baby oil
Sometimes you have to just give up and win by cheating
The childâs favorite Christmas gift was the large box her fatherâs lawnmower came in
Nobody questions who built the pyramids in Mexico
Heâs in a boy band which doesnât make much sense for a snake