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When confronted with a rotary dial phone the teenager was perplexed

There’s a reason that roses have thorns

You have every right to be angry, but that doesn’t give you the right to be mean

It doesn’t sound like that will ever be on my travel list

She thought there’d be sufficient time if she hid her watch

There can never be too many cherries on an ice cream sundae

Hang on, my kittens are scratching at the bathtub and they’ll upset by the lack of biscuits

She could hear him in the shower singing with a joy she hoped he’d retain after she delivered the news

The teens wondered what was kept in the red shed on the far edge of the school grounds

The best part of marriage is animal crackers with peanut butter

It’s never comforting to know that your fate depends on something as unpredictable as the popping of corn

The toy brought back fond memories of being lost in the rain forest

My uncle’s favorite pastime was building cars out of noodles

I thought red would have felt warmer in summer but I didn’t think about the equator

There are over 500 starfish in the bathroom drawer

Charles ate the french fries knowing they would be his last meal

He realized there had been several deaths on this road, but his concern rose when he saw the exact number

Every manager should be able to recite at least ten nursery rhymes backward

She thought there’d be sufficient time if she hid her watch

Chocolate covered crickets were his favorite snack