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There was no ice cream in the freezer, nor did they have money to go to the store

The knives were out and she was sharpening hers

Nobody questions who built the pyramids in Mexico

I liked their first two albums but changed my mind after that charity gig

Trash covered the landscape like sprinkles do a birthday cake

Of course, she loves her pink bunny slippers

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The rusty nail stood erect, angled at a 45-degree angle, just waiting for the perfect barefoot to come along

It didn’t make sense unless you had the power to eat colors

The thunderous roar of the jet overhead confirmed her worst fears

The murder hornet was disappointed by the preconceived ideas people had of him

If I don’t like something, I’ll stay away from it

It’s much more difficult to play tennis with a bowling ball than it is to bowl with a tennis ball

He was so preoccupied with whether or not he could that he failed to stop to consider if he should

The Great Dane looked more like a horse than a dog

The truth is that you pay for your lifestyle in hours

As he entered the church he could hear the soft voice of someone whispering into a cell phone

He went on a whiskey diet and immediately lost three days

After fighting off the alligator, Brian still had to face the anaconda

For some unfathomable reason, the response team didn’t consider a lack of milk for my cereal as a proper emergency