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The spa attendant applied the deep cleaning mask to the gentleman’s back

I love eating toasted cheese and tuna sandwiches

More RVs were seen in the storage lot than at the campground

He had a vague sense that trees gave birth to dinosaurs

His mind was blown that there was nothing in space except space itself

The opportunity of a lifetime passed before him as he tried to decide between a cone or a cup

His ultimate dream fantasy consisted of being content and sleeping eight hours in a row

The trick to getting kids to eat anything is to put catchup on it

The minute she landed she understood the reason this was a fly-over state

The miniature pet elephant became the envy of the neighborhood

She did a happy dance because all of the socks from the dryer matched

This made him feel like an old-style rootbeer float smells

There was no ice cream in the freezer, nor did they have money to go to the store

The toddler’s endless tantrum caused the entire plane anxiety

Jason lived his life by the motto, "Anything worth doing is worth doing poorly

I want a giraffe, but I’m a turtle eating waffles

They throw cabbage that turns your brain into emotional baggage

The teenage boy was accused of breaking his arm simply to get out of the test

It was always dangerous to drive with him since he insisted the safety cones were a slalom course

My secretary is the only person who truly understands my stamp-collecting obsession