The spa attendant applied the deep cleaning mask to the gentlemanâs back
I love eating toasted cheese and tuna sandwiches
More RVs were seen in the storage lot than at the campground
He had a vague sense that trees gave birth to dinosaurs
His mind was blown that there was nothing in space except space itself
The opportunity of a lifetime passed before him as he tried to decide between a cone or a cup
His ultimate dream fantasy consisted of being content and sleeping eight hours in a row
The trick to getting kids to eat anything is to put catchup on it
The minute she landed she understood the reason this was a fly-over state
The miniature pet elephant became the envy of the neighborhood
She did a happy dance because all of the socks from the dryer matched
This made him feel like an old-style rootbeer float smells
There was no ice cream in the freezer, nor did they have money to go to the store
The toddlerâs endless tantrum caused the entire plane anxiety
Jason lived his life by the motto, "Anything worth doing is worth doing poorly
I want a giraffe, but Iâm a turtle eating waffles
They throw cabbage that turns your brain into emotional baggage
The teenage boy was accused of breaking his arm simply to get out of the test
It was always dangerous to drive with him since he insisted the safety cones were a slalom course
My secretary is the only person who truly understands my stamp-collecting obsession