As the years pass by, we all know owners look more and more like their dogs
The Japanese yen for commerce is still well-known
Doris enjoyed tapping her nails on the table to annoy everyone
She used her own hair in the soup to give it more flavor
She wanted to be rescued, but only if it was Tuesday and raining
Just go ahead and press that button
A suit of armor provides excellent sun protection on hot days
My biggest joy is roasting almonds while stalking prey
The hawk didnât understand why the ground squirrels didnât want to be his friend
The green tea and avocado smoothie turned out exactly as would be expected
Even with the snow falling outside, she felt it appropriate to wear her bikini
She opened up her third bottle of wine of the night
She learned that water bottles are no longer just to hold liquid, but theyâre also status symbols
I would have gotten the promotion, but my attendance wasnât good enough
Wisdom is easily acquired when hiding under the bed with a saucepan on your head
Some bathing suits just shouldnât be worn by some people
I canât believe this is the eighth time Iâm smashing open my piggy bank on the same day
After coating myself in vegetable oil I found my success rate skyrocketed
My Mum tries to be cool by saying that she likes all the same things that I do
When motorists sped in and out of traffic, all she could think of was those in need of a transplant