Giving directions that the mountains are to the west only works when you can see them
Nobody questions who built the pyramids in Mexico
The most exciting eureka moment I’ve had was when I realized that the instructions on food packets were just guidelines
She looked into the mirror and saw another person
Shakespeare was a famous 17th-century diesel mechanic
Nobody has encountered an explosive daisy and lived to tell the tale
He took one look at what was under the table and noped the hell out of there
It was getting dark, and we weren’t there yet
The beach was crowded with snow leopards
Erin accidentally created a new universe
Check back tomorrow; I will see if the book has arrived
Situps are a terrible way to end your day
He was an introvert that extroverts seemed to love
The wake behind the boat told of the past while the open sea for told life in the unknown future
Sixty-Four comes asking for bread
Traveling became almost extinct during the pandemic
She works two jobs to make ends meet; at least, that was her reason for not having time to join us
Three years later, the coffin was still full of Jello
Nancy was proud that she ran a tight shipwreck
He decided to count all the sand on the beach as a hobby