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It was a slippery slope and he was willing to slide all the way to the deepest depths

Nobody has encountered an explosive daisy and lived to tell the tale

The toddler’s endless tantrum caused the entire plane anxiety

The efficiency with which he paired the socks in the drawer was quite admirable

There can never be too many cherries on an ice cream sundae

When I cook spaghetti, I like to boil it a few minutes past al dente so the noodles are super slippery

You have no right to call yourself creative until you look at a trowel and think that it would make a great lockpick

David proudly graduated from high school top of his class at age 97

Written warnings in instruction manuals are worthless since rabbits can’t read

He strives to keep the best lawn in the neighborhood

He took one look at what was under the table and noped the hell out of there

It didn’t make sense unless you had the power to eat colors

Excitement replaced fear until the final moment

There have been days when I wished to be separated from my body, but today wasn’t one of those days

They finished building the road they knew no one would ever use

She could hear him in the shower singing with a joy she hoped he’d retain after she delivered the news

I caught my squirrel rustling through my gym bag

He didn’t want to go to the dentist, yet he went anyway

He was the only member of the club who didn’t like plum pudding

Malls are great places to shop; I can find everything I need under one roof