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Warm beer on a cold day isn’t my idea of fun

Purple is the best city in the forest

She found his complete dullness interesting

She couldn’t decide of the glass was half empty or half full so she drank it

He decided water-skiing on a frozen lake wasn’t a good idea

Lets all be unique together until we realise we are all the same

The tour bus was packed with teenage girls heading toward their next adventure

Although it wasn’t a pot of gold, Nancy was still enthralled at what she found at the end of the rainbow

Buried deep in the snow, he hoped his batteries were fresh in his avalanche beacon

Her life in the confines of the house became her new normal

They’re playing the piano while flying in the plane

Fluffy pink unicorns are a popular status symbol among macho men

They looked up at the sky and saw a million stars

I ate a sock because people on the Internet told me to

When he asked her favorite number, she answered without hesitation that it was diamonds

There aren’t enough towels in the world to stop the sewage flowing from his mouth

She can live her life however she wants as long as she listens to what I have to say

Even though he thought the world was flat he didn’t see the irony of wanting to travel around the world

Tuesdays are free if you bring a gnome costume

He was sitting in a trash can with high street class