19F Kik @ alexaevanssss
She wanted a pet platypus but ended up getting a duck and a ferret instead
The white water rafting trip was suddenly halted by the unexpected brick wal
The hand sanitizer was actually clear glue
There’s no reason a hula hoop can’t also be a circus ring
Blue sounded too cold at the time and yet it seemed to work for gin
It was the first time he had ever seen someone cook dinner on an elephant
There have been days when I wished to be separated from my body, but today wasn’t one of those days.
He had concluded that pigs must be able to fly in Hog Heaven
The clock within this blog and the clock on my laptop are 1 hour different from each other
The external scars tell only part of the story
When transplanting seedlings, candied teapots will make the task easier
I’m a great listener, really good with empathy vs sympathy and all that, but I hate people
The waves were crashing on the shore; it was a lovely sight
He shaved the peach to prove a point
I am counting my calories, yet I really want dessert
I liked their first two albums but changed my mind after that charity gig
As the asteroid hurtled toward earth, Becky was upset her dentist appointment had been canceled
Despite multiple complications and her near-death experience
Grape jelly was leaking out the hole in the roof