It was the best sandcastle he had ever seen
The paintbrush was angry at the color the artist chose to use
Red is greener than purple, for sure
Shakespeare was a famous 17th-century diesel mechanic
She always speaks to him in a loud voice
She thought there’d be sufficient time if she hid her watch
The father died during childbirth
Nancy decided to make the porta-potty her home
We’re careful about orange ping pong balls because people might think they’re fruit
She can live her life however she wants as long as she listens to what I have to say
It’s a skateboarding penguin with a sunhat!
The best key lime pie is still up for debate
Love is not like pizza
Karen believed all traffic laws should be obeyed by all except herself
I cheated while playing the darts tournament by using a longbow
I’m worried by the fact that my daughter looks to the local carpet seller as a role model
100 years old is such a young age if you happen to be a bristlecone pine
Mary plays the piano
As she walked along the street and looked in the gutter, she realized facemasks had become the new cigarette butts
She had the gift of being able to paint songs