The tour bus was packed with teenage girls heading toward their next adventure
The Tsunami wave crashed against the raised houses and broke the pilings as if they were toothpicks
Love is not like pizza
The best key lime pie is still up for debate
- The complicated school homework left the parents trying to help their kids quite confused.
The teens wondered what was kept in the red shed on the far edge of the school grounds
Trash covered the landscape like sprinkles do a birthday cake
I want to buy a onesie⌠but know it wonât suit me.
If you like tuna and tomato sauce- try combining the two. Itâs really not as bad as it sounds
Please put on these earmuffs because I canât you hear
- He knew it was going to be a bad day when he saw mountain lions roaming the streets.
Nudist colonies shun fig-leaf couture
It took him a while to realize that everything he decided not to change, he was actually choosing
Tuesdays are free if you bring a gnome costume
She was the type of girl who wanted to live in a pink house
He had concluded that pigs must be able to fly in Hog Heaven
He waited for the stop sign to turn to a go sign
. I purchased a baby clown from the Russian terrorist black market.
That is an appealing treasure map that I canât read
He took one look at what was under the table and noped the hell out of there