Jason didnât understand why his parents wouldnât let him sell his little sister at the garage sale
Everyone was curious about the large white blimp that appeared overnight
He fumbled in the darkness looking for the light switch, but when he finally found it there was someone already there
Tuesdays are free if you bring a gnome costume
The secret ingredient to his wonderful life was crime
Peanut butter and jelly caused the elderly lady to think about her past
He watched the dancing piglets with panda bear tummies in the swimming pool
The fish dreamed of escaping the fishbowl and into the toilet where he saw his friend go
It was always dangerous to drive with him since he insisted the safety cones were a slalom course
He barked orders at his daughters but they just stared back with amusement
As the years pass by, we all know owners look more and more like their dogs
He barked orders at his daughters but they just stared back with amusement
Today I heard something new and unmemorable
She had a habit of taking showers in lemonade
I trust everything thatâs written in purple ink
He created a pig burger out of beef
As he waited for the shower to warm, he noticed that he could hear water change temperature
A glittering gem is not enough
Please wait outside of the house
Erin accidentally created a new universe