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Jason didn’t understand why his parents wouldn’t let him sell his little sister at the garage sale

Everyone was curious about the large white blimp that appeared overnight

He fumbled in the darkness looking for the light switch, but when he finally found it there was someone already there

Tuesdays are free if you bring a gnome costume

The secret ingredient to his wonderful life was crime

Peanut butter and jelly caused the elderly lady to think about her past

He watched the dancing piglets with panda bear tummies in the swimming pool

The fish dreamed of escaping the fishbowl and into the toilet where he saw his friend go

It was always dangerous to drive with him since he insisted the safety cones were a slalom course

He barked orders at his daughters but they just stared back with amusement

As the years pass by, we all know owners look more and more like their dogs

He barked orders at his daughters but they just stared back with amusement

Today I heard something new and unmemorable

She had a habit of taking showers in lemonade

I trust everything that’s written in purple ink

He created a pig burger out of beef

As he waited for the shower to warm, he noticed that he could hear water change temperature

A glittering gem is not enough

Please wait outside of the house

Erin accidentally created a new universe