Greetings from the galaxy MACS0647-JD, or what we call home
He found the end of the rainbow and was surprised at what he found there
Situps are a terrible way to end your day
Green should have smelled more tranquil, but somehow it just tasted rotten
If you really strain your ears, you can just about hear the sound of no one giving a damn
The reservoir water level continued to lower while we enjoyed our long shower
She wanted to be rescued, but only if it was Tuesday and raining
They ran around the corner to find that they had traveled back in time
Smoky the Bear secretly started the fires
He was 100% into fasting with her until he understood that meant he couldn’t eat
She was amazed by the large chunks of ice washing up on the beach
He invested some skill points in Charisma and Strength
I became paranoid that the school of jellyfish was spying on me
He played the game as if his life depended on it and the truth was that it did
Mr. Montoya knows the way to the bakery even though he’s never been there
Written warnings in instruction manuals are worthless since rabbits can’t read
One small action would change her life, but whether it would be for better or for worse was yet to be determined
Iron pyrite is the most foolish of all minerals
He wondered why at 18 he was old enough to go to war, but not old enough to buy cigarettes
He was the only member of the club who didn’t like plum pudding