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The external scars tell only part of the story

Stop waiting for exceptional things to just happen

Trash covered the landscape like sprinkles do a birthday cake

Separation anxiety is what happens when you can’t find your phone

Buried deep in the snow, he hoped his batteries were fresh in his avalanche beacon

He found the chocolate covered roaches quite tasty

He wondered if she would appreciate his toenail collection

Iguanas were falling out of the trees

Don’t put peanut butter on the dog’s nose

He never understood why what, when, and where left out who

He embraced his new life as an eggplant

I was starting to worry that my pet turtle could tell what I was thinking

He played the game as if his life depended on it and the truth was that it did

Iron pyrite is the most foolish of all minerals

The rusty nail stood erect, angled at a 45-degree angle, just waiting for the perfect barefoot to come along

Nancy thought the best way to create a welcoming home was to line it with barbed wire

He had unknowingly taken up sleepwalking as a nighttime hobby

I used to live in my neighbor’s fishpond, but the aesthetic wasn’t to my taste

He dreamed of leaving his law firm to open a portable dog wash

100 years old is such a young age if you happen to be a bristlecone pine