The external scars tell only part of the story
Stop waiting for exceptional things to just happen
Trash covered the landscape like sprinkles do a birthday cake
Separation anxiety is what happens when you canât find your phone
Buried deep in the snow, he hoped his batteries were fresh in his avalanche beacon
He found the chocolate covered roaches quite tasty
He wondered if she would appreciate his toenail collection
Iguanas were falling out of the trees
Donât put peanut butter on the dogâs nose
He never understood why what, when, and where left out who
He embraced his new life as an eggplant
I was starting to worry that my pet turtle could tell what I was thinking
He played the game as if his life depended on it and the truth was that it did
Iron pyrite is the most foolish of all minerals
The rusty nail stood erect, angled at a 45-degree angle, just waiting for the perfect barefoot to come along
Nancy thought the best way to create a welcoming home was to line it with barbed wire
He had unknowingly taken up sleepwalking as a nighttime hobby
I used to live in my neighborâs fishpond, but the aesthetic wasnât to my taste
He dreamed of leaving his law firm to open a portable dog wash
100 years old is such a young age if you happen to be a bristlecone pine