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I am counting my calories, yet I really want dessert

Watching the geriatric men’s softball team brought back memories of 3 yr olds playing t-ball

I’m confused: when people ask me what’s up, and I point, they groan

Courage and stupidity were all he had

Flying fish flew by the space station

When he encountered maize for the first time, he thought it incredibly corny

It didn’t take long for Gary to detect the robbers were amateurs

He took one look at what was under the table and noped the hell out of there

Nobody has encountered an explosive daisy and lived to tell the tale

If any cop asks you where you were, just say you were visiting Kansas

I’m confused: when people ask me what’s up, and I point, they groan

She was amazed by the large chunks of ice washing up on the beach

It was the first time he had ever seen someone cook dinner on an elephant

She used her own hair in the soup to give it more flavor

His ultimate dream fantasy consisted of being content and sleeping eight hours in a row

The complicated school homework left the parents trying to help their kids quite confused

It’s not possible to convince a monkey to give you a banana by promising it infinite bananas when they die

She was sad to hear that fireflies are facing extinction due to artificial light, habitat loss, and pesticides

She did not cheat on the test, for it was not the right thing to do

My biggest joy is roasting almonds while stalking prey