I am counting my calories, yet I really want dessert
Watching the geriatric menâs softball team brought back memories of 3 yr olds playing t-ball
Iâm confused: when people ask me whatâs up, and I point, they groan
Courage and stupidity were all he had
Flying fish flew by the space station
When he encountered maize for the first time, he thought it incredibly corny
It didnât take long for Gary to detect the robbers were amateurs
He took one look at what was under the table and noped the hell out of there
Nobody has encountered an explosive daisy and lived to tell the tale
If any cop asks you where you were, just say you were visiting Kansas
Iâm confused: when people ask me whatâs up, and I point, they groan
She was amazed by the large chunks of ice washing up on the beach
It was the first time he had ever seen someone cook dinner on an elephant
She used her own hair in the soup to give it more flavor
His ultimate dream fantasy consisted of being content and sleeping eight hours in a row
The complicated school homework left the parents trying to help their kids quite confused
Itâs not possible to convince a monkey to give you a banana by promising it infinite bananas when they die
She was sad to hear that fireflies are facing extinction due to artificial light, habitat loss, and pesticides
She did not cheat on the test, for it was not the right thing to do
My biggest joy is roasting almonds while stalking prey