She thought thereâd be sufficient time if she hid her watch
It was always dangerous to drive with him since he insisted the safety cones were a slalom course
She did a happy dance because all of the socks from the dryer matched
A song can make or ruin a personâs day if they let it get to them
Jerry liked to look at paintings while eating garlic ice cream
The truth is that you pay for your lifestyle in hours
If you donât like toenails, you probably shouldnât look at your feet
The stench from the feedlot permeated the car despite having the air conditioning on recycled air
I come from a tribe of head-hunters, so I will never need a shrink
If eating three-egg omelets causes weight-gain, budgie eggs are a good substitute
I was very proud of my nickname throughout high school but today- I couldnât be any different to what my nickname was
Everyone was curious about the large white blimp that appeared overnight
There was no telling what thoughts would come from the machine
Harrold felt confident that nobody would ever suspect his spy pigeon
Car safety systems have come a long way, but he was out to prove they could be outsmarted
The green tea and avocado smoothie turned out exactly as would be expected
He had a vague sense that trees gave birth to dinosaurs
It was a really good Monday for being a Saturday
He kept telling himself that one day it would all somehow make sense
Pantyhose and heels are an interesting choice of attire for the beach