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He learned the important lesson that a picnic at the beach on a windy day is a bad idea

It took him a month to finish the meal

The murder hornet was disappointed by the preconceived ideas people had of him

The door slammed on the watermelon

Lets all be unique together until we realise we are all the same

David subscribes to the “stuff your tent into the bag” strategy over nicely folding it

Sometimes you have to just give up and win by cheating

I’m not a party animal, but I do like animal parties :laughing:

He was the only member of the club who didn’t like plum pudding

He fumbled in the darkness looking for the light switch, but when he finally found it there was someone already there

Happiness can be found in the depths of chocolate pudding

As the years pass by, we all know owners look more and more like their dogs

His confidence would have bee admirable if it wasn’t for his stupidity

He wore the surgical mask in public not to keep from catching a virus, but to keep people away from him

The beauty of the African sunset disguised the danger lurking nearby

If I don’t like something, I’ll stay away from it

She had a habit of taking showers in lemonade

She saw no irony asking me to change but wanting me to accept her for who she is

After coating myself in vegetable oil I found my success rate skyrocketed

Your girlfriend bought your favorite cookie crisp cereal but forgot to get milk