I hear that Nancy is very pretty 
She looked into the mirror and saw another person
Watching the geriatric men’s softball team brought back memories of 3 yr olds playing t-ball
Normal activities took extraordinary amounts of concentration at high altitude
They desperately needed another drummer since the current one only knew how to play bongos
The overpass went under the highway
Before he moved to the inner city, he had always believed that security complexes were psychological
Jerry liked to look at paintings while eating garlic ice cream
Gary didn’t understand why Doug went upstairs to get one dollar bills when he invited him to go cow tipping
Normal activities took extraordinary amounts of concentration at high altitude
- The hand sanitizer was actually clear glue.
Nothing is as cautiously cuddly as a pet porcupine
The random sentence generator generated a random sentence about a random sentence
That must be the tenth time I’ve been arrested for selling deep-fried cigars
Mom didn’t understand why no one else wanted a hot tub full of jello
The secret ingredient to his wonderful life was crime
He ran out of money, so he had to stop playing poker
The door swung open to reveal pink giraffes and red elephants
Sometimes it is better to just walk away from things and go back to them later when you’re in a better frame of mind
The clouds formed beautiful animals in the sky that eventually created a tornado to wreak havoc