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The reservoir water level continued to lower while we enjoyed our long shower

Waffles are always better without fire ants and fleas

Despite multiple complications and her near death experience her facelift was the envy of the country club women

She could hear him in the shower singing with a joy she hoped he’d retain after she delivered the news

Little Red Riding Hood decided to wear orange today

Joe discovered that traffic cones make excellent megaphones

The lyrics of the song sounded like fingernails on a chalkboard

His thought process was on so many levels that he gave himself a phobia of heights

There were white out conditions in the town; subsequently, the roads were impassable

We have young kids who often walk into our room at night for various reasons including clowns in the closet

Siri became confused as we followed the detour and not her directions

He swore he just saw his sushi move

Had he known what was going to happen, he would have never stepped into the shower

Her daily goal was to improve on yesterday

Each person who knows you has a different perception of who you are

She folded her handkerchief neatly

He found a leprechaun in his walnut shell

He is good at eating pickles and telling women about his emotional problems

He went back to the video to see what had been recorded and was shocked at what he saw

Everybody should read Chaucer to improve their everyday vocabulary