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I became paranoid that the school of jellyfish was spying on me

Today I dressed my unicorn in preparation for the race

Everyone was curious about the large white blimp that appeared overnight

I used to practice weaving with spaghetti three hours a day but stopped because I didn’t want to die alone

Malls are great places to shop; I can find everything I need under one roof

Last Friday I saw a spotted striped blue worm shake hands with a legless lizard

The pigs were insulted that they were named hamburgers

He had unknowingly taken up sleepwalking as a nighttime hobby

He had unknowingly taken up sleepwalking as a nighttime hobby

Don’t piss in my garden and tell me you’re trying to help my plants grow

The Japanese yen for commerce is still well-known

You’re good at English when you know the difference between a man eating chicken and a man-eating chicken

As the years pass by, we all know owners look more and more like their dogs

She used her own hair in the soup to give it more flavor

He picked up trash in his spare time to dump in his neighbor’s yard

It isn’t difficult to do a handstand if you just stand on your hands

It’s never comforting to know that your fate depends on something as unpredictable as the popping of corn

He embraced his new life as an eggplant

She folded her handkerchief neatly

She let the balloon float up into the air with her hopes and dreams