I became paranoid that the school of jellyfish was spying on me
Today I dressed my unicorn in preparation for the race
Everyone was curious about the large white blimp that appeared overnight
I used to practice weaving with spaghetti three hours a day but stopped because I didnât want to die alone
Malls are great places to shop; I can find everything I need under one roof
Last Friday I saw a spotted striped blue worm shake hands with a legless lizard
The pigs were insulted that they were named hamburgers
He had unknowingly taken up sleepwalking as a nighttime hobby
He had unknowingly taken up sleepwalking as a nighttime hobby
Donât piss in my garden and tell me youâre trying to help my plants grow
The Japanese yen for commerce is still well-known
Youâre good at English when you know the difference between a man eating chicken and a man-eating chicken
As the years pass by, we all know owners look more and more like their dogs
She used her own hair in the soup to give it more flavor
He picked up trash in his spare time to dump in his neighborâs yard
It isnât difficult to do a handstand if you just stand on your hands
Itâs never comforting to know that your fate depends on something as unpredictable as the popping of corn
He embraced his new life as an eggplant
She folded her handkerchief neatly
She let the balloon float up into the air with her hopes and dreams