The elderly neighborhood became enraged over the coyotes who had been blamed for the poodleâs disappearance
Despite multiple complications and her near-death experience
That must be the tenth time Iâve been arrested for selling deep-fried cigars
Itâs never comforting to know that your fate depends on something as unpredictable as the popping of corn
She discovered van life is difficult with 2 cats and a dog
Cats are good pets, for they are clean and are not noisy
Thereâs a reason that roses have thorns
Too many prisons have become early coffins
Jerry liked to look at paintings while eating garlic ice cream
She did not cheat on the test, for it was not the right thing to do
Andy loved to sleep on a bed of nails
Nudist colonies shun fig-leaf couture
The elephant didnât want to talk about the person in the room
Iâve traveled all around Africa and still havenât found the gnu who stole my scarf
He wondered if she would appreciate his toenail collection
She hadnât had her cup of coffee, and that made things all the worse
The gloves protect my feet from excess work
Itâs important to remember to be aware of rampaging grizzly bears
Kevin embraced his ability to be at the wrong place at the wrong time
Traveling became almost extinct during the pandemic