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It was the best sandcastle he had ever seen
The body piercing didn’t go exactly as he expected
He had a vague sense that trees gave birth to dinosaurs
More RVs were seen in the storage lot than at the campground
There are over 500 starfish in the bathroom drawer.
There is no better feeling than staring at a wall with closed eyes
Dolores wouldn’t have eaten the meal if she had known what it actually was
If you really strain your ears, you can just about hear the sound of no one giving a damn
I come from a tribe of head-hunters, so I will never need a shrink
He was surprised that his immense laziness was inspirational to others
Don’t step on the broken glass
The llama couldn’t resist trying the lemonade
Cats are good pets, for they are clean and are not noisy
Everyone says they love nature until they realize how dangerous she can be
Today I bought a raincoat and wore it on a sunny day.
She wasn’t sure whether to be impressed or concerned that he folded underwear in neat little packages
She always speaks to him in a loud voice
Tom got a small piece of pie
The group quickly understood that toxic waste was the most effective barrier to use against the zombies.