
I currently have 4 windows open up… and I don’t know why

I love bacon, beer, birds, and baboons

The knives were out and she was sharpening hers

You’ve been eyeing me all day and waiting for your move like a lion stalking a gazelle in a savannah

Courage and stupidity were all he had

She looked at the masterpiece hanging in the museum but all she could think is that her five-year-old could do better

The group quickly understood that toxic waste was the most effective barrier to use against the zombies.

The hand sanitizer was actually clear glue

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The shooter says goodbye to his love. 
