His confidence would have bee admirable if it wasn’t for his stupidity
He was 100% into fasting with her until he understood that meant he couldn’t eat
- That was how he came to win $1 million.
The two walked down the slot canyon oblivious to the sound of thunder in the distance
She looked at the masterpiece hanging in the museum but all she could think is that her five-year-old could do better 
I like to leave work after my eight-hour tea-break.
Flesh-colored yoga pants were far worse than even he feared
He was 100% into fasting with her until he understood that meant he couldn’t eat.
She had some amazing news to share but nobody to share it with
There are few things better in life than a slice of pie
The murder hornet was disappointed by the preconceived ideas people had of him.
He looked behind the door and didn’t like what he saw.
She let the balloon float up into the air with her hopes and dreams